Kitchen Towel – I Do Not Carrot All

Description

Bring a little sass and humor into your kitchen with our I Do Not Carrot All towel — the perfect blend of wit and whimsy for anyone who appreciates a good pun. Featuring a bright illustration of fresh carrots and playful lettering, this towel makes a charming gift or a fun addition to your own kitchen.

Crafted from high-quality waffle-textured microfiber, it’s soft, super absorbent, and durable enough for everyday use. Whether you’re drying dishes, cleaning up spills, or just want to show off your sense of humor, this towel is as functional as it is funny.

This towel also makes an excellent gift for foodies, music lovers, or anyone who enjoys clever wordplay. Pair it with one of our matching funny doormats for a complete humorous home style.

✨ PRODUCT DETAILS ✨

• 16” x 24” white waffle weave microfiber towel
• 80/20 Blend (80% Polyester, 20% Polyamide) microfiber
• Over-lock stitched edges prevent fraying during normal use & washing
• Printed with high-quality dye sublimation ink. The design is heat set into the towel, so it will not peel, crack, fade, or rub off like vinyl or paint.
• Care: Wash in warm water with mild detergent. Avoid bleach and fabric softeners.
• Drying: Air drying recommended for longest life. If using a dryer, set to low or no heat.

✨ PRODUCTION DETAILS ✨

• Designed and printed in our Denver, NC location
• Each towel is printed upon order
• Colors may vary slightly due to monitor settings
• Handcrafted item — small variations can occur

✨ TURNAROUND TIMES ✨

• Estimated turnaround: 1–2 business days
• Need it faster? Let us know. We’ll do our best to accommodate special requests at no extra charge.

✨ SHIPPING DETAILS ✨

• Standard Shipping: USPS First Class Mail (4–7 business days after shipping)
• You’ll receive a tracking number once your order ships
• If your package is lost in transit, we’ll replace it at no cost to you
• Rush Shipping: Not offered by default, but contact us for options
• Local Pick-Up: Available in Denver, NC with a 15% discount. We’ll contact you to arrange pickup.

✨ RETURNS & EXCHANGES ✨

• No returns or exchanges on dish towels
• If there is an error on your design or damage during shipping, we’ll make it right
• For questions, reach out anytime

✨ NEED SOMETHING SPECIAL? ✨

• Want a custom towel with your favorite phrase or a business logo? Message us — we’d love to create something just for you.

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